....and THANKS for coming
by. It's July 4th, 1999. On this last Independence Day of the
20th Century, Trilobyte Magazine proudly throws open its
doors. Herein you will watch the great and not-so-great
forces of American and Global politics moving through our
society, hidden in rich psychological symbol and metaphor.
You will find powerful teaching stories about strange
creatures, magic, UFO's, demon love, secret ancient cities,
insects, talking trees, alien drugs, time-travel, kitties,
snazzy sports cars, mutant vermin......all for your fear,
pleasure, and political enlightenment. If you've ever felt
that society is pretty nutty just under the surface, you're
in the right place. At Trilobyte you can dance to the lunatic
fiddler's fantastic tune, laughing madly with your crazy new
friends. And when you leave, the outside world will be a far
more amusing place.
Here's to Life!
Archive 
As Trilobyte grows,
every article that space permits will be stored below.
40.
The New Treason
39.
Joyce James
38.
Guns and Abortion
37.
Trent Who ..... ?
36.
Anti-Corporate Animus
35.
Gay Pedophile Priests, NAMBLA, and Liberal Treachery
34.
Misunderstanding the First Amendment
33.
American Madrasas
32.
Magic v Science
31.
Happy New Year, The Liberals Are Back
(2002)
30. Deadly Shadow of
the Koran
29. The Man in
the Tinfoil Hat
28. Pavlov's
America (July 4, 2001)
27. Kerrey Reno
Weaver McVeigh (Memorial Day 2001)
26. Liberal
Church State
25. Dumbing Down Our Own Democracy
24. Beware The Ides Of March
23. Jesse Jackson - Tragic
Valentine (Valentine Card 2001)
22. Understanding the
Clintons
21. The Rape of Florida
20. The Little Old Ladies V.
Jesus of Nazareth (Christmas 2000)
19. The Enemy Within
18. Thanksgiving 2000
17. The Bat Man
(Halloween 2000 Special)
16.
Tomato Aspic
15. Al Gore's
Chinese Laundry
14. Memorial Day 2000
13. Dazzling
Meteor
12. No One's
Stopping You
11. Valentine 2000
10. Paul Bunyan
Clinton
9. Hillary Bobbit
Academy of Liberal Masculine Dignity
8. Christmas Card
1999
7. My Automobile Trip
Through Massachusetts (Halloween 1999)
6. Parade of the Ants
5. Sad Kitty
4. Creamed Corn
3. Hug, Don't Spank
2. Louie the Ice Cream
Man
1. The Sleep
Of Reason Begets Liberalism (Mission Statement)