The
Rape Of Florida
or,
How Al Gore did to the Ballot Box what
Slick Willie Clinton did to Juanita Broddrick
If there's any one validation we can give to Al Gore's attempt to steal the Florida Presidential Vote, it's that he's learned at the feet of The Master Rapist how to violate the privacy of his victims while savoring their pitiful, frightened protests.
The sanctity of the ballot box is as universally recognized as is the confidentiality and inviolability of the female body. Or at least it should be. But when a Democrat wants something badly enough, all the rules, decorum, and respect go out the window. Pure Lust and Brute Force take the place of reverence, and the Democrat just takes what he wants. All his friends cover for him, both denying what happened and attacking the victim in a thousand different ways. The crime not only goes unpunished, but in the end it's rewarded with the enhanced loyalty of all his defenders.
Just like Slick Willie, Al Gore's refusal to take NO for an answer has led to him to take physical control of the desired ballot boxes, tear off the protective coverings, and dig around in the most private recesses of America's political body, probing and poking without compunction, looking for the slippery path to gratification. Just like Slick Willie, Al Gore is surrounded by a Greek Chorus of the Liberal faithful who tell him whatever he wants to hear, who insist that they're too stupid, too old and mentally enfeebled, too racially victimized to vote correctly. Or the machines are faulty, deceptive, rigged by the evil fascist Secretary of State in collusion with Bush's brother, the Governor, to fool people into wasting their votes. In this way the Process (Victim) is blamed over and over again, not only to cover up the original violation, but also to demand even more abuse. "Open ALL the right boxes! Rape everyone's privacy! Violate them all!" Or, "Rape me too," as so many Liberal women have said to Clinton.
Like a drunken girl sprawled on a bar room pool table, the Florida electorate has been repeatedly soiled and desecrated by attorneys, Jesse Jackson, the AFL-CIO, the NOW, all the usual Democratic spin doctors and other Liberal Information Criminals on TV, in the newspapers and magazines, and the Florida Supreme Court. They've played with the privacy of Florida's voters like a hungry Killer Whale plays with a baby seal, throwing it hither and yon, stimulated by its terrified screams, then killing and eating it. Just like Slick Willie's rape of Juanita Broderick: violent, unrelenting, arrogant, brutal, selfish, cruel, fun.
Someone must be spinning in Vince Foster's grave.
We can see the unwholesome shadow of Clinton's semantic gymnastics hovering over this whole issue. People argue about what the word "vote" means, what "counted" and "not counted" mean, what Florida law itself actually means. The more outlandish the definition, the more adamant its defense. Name calling and demonization of Gore's opponents are the order of the day, making the good guys seem like the bad guys. Republican protestors are called violent thugs and "a hired mob," while Democratic protestors are called "Defenders of the people's voice." Once again the Liberal Spinnenvolk have turned black into white, bad into good.
What are they hiding? What are they covering up? What really happened in Florida?
Here's the TRUTH: The Democrats and the NAACP ran a huge "Get Out The Vote" campaign in Florida. Thousands of people who don't normally vote were told exactly who to vote for and exactly how to do it. Alas for the Democrats, many of their activists told these new voters the WRONG THING TO DO. The faithful voters did the wrong thing exactly right, and they woke up Wednesday morning to find that they'd wasted their votes, having most likely spent them on Buchanan instead of Gore. They were utterly furious, and they wanted to reclaim their "intent," demanding an actual "re-vote." Finding that impossible, an army of Democratic attorneys (named Recount 1) immediately took over and tried to skew/screw the issues and ballots around until Al Gore, the money-laundering traitor, actually won if only by a single vote. They laid claim to every anonymous Buchanan or dented ballot, dowsing and trolling for Gore's presidential victory wherever the minority efforts were the strongest. In this way and for this reason the Democrats have torn the ballot boxes open and sported with the sacred, private contents, poking, prodding, exploring and manhandling the tender delicacies within.
Make no mistake, the actions of the Democrats in Florida constitute nothing less than an actual physical assault on all American's ballot box privacy. Worse, it sets the pattern for "the politics yet to come." From now on, dirty tricks, legal actions, tenacity and inflexibility, absurd claims and charges from every Democratic ethnic group will be a permanent part of America's political landscape. Doubly Bad, it will get even more intense, more widespread. Before long, our representatives will be walking out on the processes of Government itself, Democrats will be hurling garbage and trash at Republicans in the well of the House and Senate. Inevitably they will shoot at each other, like in Japan and other unstable countries.
Nothing is sacred any more, nothing is private. The Rape of Florida is just the beginning. Thank Slick Willie, Slick Al, Slick Jesse, Slick Attorneys, and the hoards of mindless Liberal sheep who make it all possible.