Oh Jesse .... Jesse .... Jesse

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Poor, poor Jesse Jackson.  Caught with his dripping peter hanging out.  How humiliating it must have been when his phony morality, his de-facto bigamy, his patent hypocrisy, and his uncontrollable lust were all hung out on the line for everyone to see.  While pictures of him and his pregnant secret 2nd wife strolling through the White House (chumming with those two other paragons of sleazy ethical character, Slick Willie and Hillary Clinton) played across every TV set in America, the news pundits mused openly about the money he used to buy the woman's silence and hide her safely away in California:  "Was the money embezzled from his tax-exempt organizations?  Where does Jesse get his millions?  He's never had a 'real job' in his life.  Why won't the IRS audit his financial affairs to see if he's ripping off the public or extorting money from corporations with race-based boycotts and public character assassination?"

Hiding behind a papier-mâché facade of spiritual and intellectual superiority, Jesse Jackson has spent his life condemning millions of clean and decent Americans for the immorality of Slavery, Racism, Black Failure, White Success, and a host of other imaginary guilts, while all the time he was just as sex mad, just as cunt mad, as some ghetto punk sitting on the stoop of a ruined brownstone, bragging to his scummy friends about how many illegitimate babies he's fathered.           

Greed, lust, subterfuge, extortion, slush funds, adultery, de-facto bigamy, clandestine payoffs, secret families, tax evasion, graft, ethnic blackmail, unreported income, under the table money deals, economic conspiracies, nepotism, hidden agendas, sexual pride, unwanted offspring, cash transactions, vague tax returns, semantic obfuscation, arrogance, high-handed elitism, all weapons in the Rainbow/PUSH Coalition's arsenal of social coercion.  Mobsterism, plain and simple:  Hundreds of unethical, illegal activities hidden away under a pretense of compassion and activism on behalf of the poor people of color.                   

And even though we knew it all the time, it took Jesse Jackson's own public sexual humiliation to pull the lid off our big heavy can of suspicions and show us the slimy, wriggling truths  inside. 

Thank you Jesse.  Thanks for showing us all what a hypocritical PIG you are, what a reeking moral TURD you really are.     

I love Jesse Jackson.  By sheer dint of his own vain, Clintonian sexual appetite, he has destroyed himself, his own credibility, and his cause, finally accomplishing what thousands of his detractors could not.  His own wild penis has done him in.           

For years I've been telling him, "Go fuck yourself, Jesse Jackson."            

He should have taken my advice.

Happy Valentine's Day, Lover Boy.

 

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